My Six Pack is Suffering!

for the while at least...

Published on September 17, 2004 By Muggaz In Just Hanging Out

As much as I hate to admit it, my abs are losing their chiselled appearance, and I can attribute this to one thing – lack of constant sexual activity. Aside from all the obvious emotional benefits, girlfriends are also great for a peak physical conditioning!

While waking up most mornings with a stomach that was aching from a lot of sexual activity the night before was a pain in the behind, the old adage ‘whatever doesn’t kill you, can only make you stronger’ certainly holds true in this case. You could just feel your stomach muscles developing as you were ‘getting it on’

Cardiovascular exercise is defined as any activity that elevates your heart rate for a sustained period of time – whilst teenage boys and some unfortunate grown men suffer the problem of pre-mature ejaculation – thus rendering their sexual activities nearly pointless, most of us can say we enjoy lengthy sexual encounters – if you cant say that, perhaps you should learn how to quick smart – especially the fatties out there.

We see infomercials on TV late at night advertising treadmills, stair masters and other fitness machines, obviously aimed at those who require such tools. The benefits from these machines are tremendous – Increased energy levels, decreased risks of obtaining heart disease, increased cardiovascular endurance, and loss of weight – Instead of spending all this money on gimmicks advertised by Chuck Norris and buxom blondes – just get your fat ass to your local drug store, purchase some condoms, find another fatty – and let the lovin’ begin!!!

The heart responds to sex in a number of different of ways including increased blood flow to the areas being used such as your legs, arms, and genitalia, while still providing enough blood to all of the vital areas of the body like the brain. While sexual intercourse is occurring, the brain releases sexual hormones that are better carried throughout the body because of the increased heart rate – My favourite positions always meant my stomach got the best work out, although, the whole time, I was getting a thorough cardio vascular exercise!

It is well documented that a better exercise regime increases your sex drive – this could probably be attributed to the endorphins released during exercise, and a more positive self image, however, it is not as well documented that a better sexual regime increases your endurance, and generally makes you feel better about yourself! In light of this, I think we could possibly amalgamate the professions of prostitution and personal trainers!

I am blessed with a very good metabolism, so whilst my sexual activities have not been as frequent as they perhaps were whilst I was with my last girlfriend, I have still been able to maintain good fitness, and a passable physique, I have done this the hard way – through exercise, you know, boring soccer games and monotonous stomach crunches… I do long for the days of free lovin’ and no fatties though… do we want a moral society? Or an attractive society?

Go on fatties, get your game on

BAM!!!

Comments (Page 1)

Sally jacobs

on Sep 17, 2004

I giggled all the way through that, I'm sure I wasn't supposed too! Boring soccer! You deserve a slap for that comment! You just need to keep up with the exercise, cut down on the binge drinking, and hope you find a girl who wants a moral society

Shovelheat

on Sep 17, 2004

No six pack here but a keg! Got one muscular as hell right arm however...

dharmagrl

on Sep 17, 2004

Got one muscular as hell right arm however...

I spat coffee all over the monitor over that one...... !!!!

Manopeace

on Sep 17, 2004

Muggaz....read my posting of today...its a great diet

wuxiaomao

on Sep 17, 2004

my abs are losing their chiselled appearance

*Raises an eyebrow in lustfilled interest* sorry you lost me at six pack...

(for lack of an appropriate smiley!)

Mackintosh

on Sep 17, 2004

While waking up most mornings with a stomach that was aching from a lot of sexual activity the night before was a pain in the behind

For some strange reason that just sounds SO wrong to me...

Muggaz

on Sep 17, 2004

For some strange reason that just sounds SO wrong to me...

I was wondering who would be the first to pick up on that one

bwahahahahha.... pun fully intended

Got one muscular as hell right arm however...

You gotta alternate mate

cut down on the binge drinking

Guess what I did last night Sally

its a great diet

Does it involve beer and skittles?

BAM!!!

Texas Wahine

on Sep 17, 2004

He he he . . . this was great, Muggaz.

*I really miss sex*

carebear07

on Sep 17, 2004

Aww....poor Muggaz!!! I wish there was something I could do to help you, but unfourtunalty there's nothing except for my mental support!! So I'll just sit here and cheer you on.......GO MUGGAZ!! YOU STUD!!!

~carebear~

Manopeace

on Sep 18, 2004

Muggaz is a BAD, BAD man

.... He is now spreading rumours that chocolate comes from cows

Muggaz

on Sep 18, 2004

He is now spreading rumours that chocolate comes from cows

Not just any cows - Mad Cows!!!

BAM!!!

Manopeace

on Sep 18, 2004

... that was cute

Muggaz

on Sep 18, 2004

that was cute

no - this is cute

I thik the other cow was going for mad

BAM!!!

Manopeace

on Sep 18, 2004

You are too much!!! FUNNY

mignuna

on Sep 18, 2004

muggy, oh behalf of the women of the world who happen to have a penchant for little tummies, i say let it go !. six-pack be damned !.

mig XX

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