Three Types of Americans!

which one are you?

Published on May 31, 2004 By Muggaz In Blogging

I have been fortunate enough to mingle with Americans on a day to day basis over the past few months, and rightly so I have drawn my conclusions – they may be a bit sweeping and broad, but I am comfortable in saying there are three types of Americans.

The first American is your general public – they barely know what is going on in the next state let alone somewhere on the other side of the planet. They eat 5 meals of McDonalds every week, and go to the baseball. More likely than not, they drive an SUV, or know someone who does. These Americans love their country, culture, and President – this is simple because they are simple people, and don’t know any better. This first kind of American has a tendency for follow the shepherd – If someone looks smart and intelligent when they sprout pro-Americana propaganda, they will usually chime in with a ‘well, if we are so bad, why are we so powerful’ yada yada yada remark.. which is fine by me… they really cant back it up, and are just fighting a debate by paradox – usually, this type of American does more harm than good for a right winged argument, because they prove the ignorance we know and love.

The second type of American is the one I get along best with. The cultured American who realises that the world is bigger than 52 states and a whole lot of money. These American’s realise that they should be using their status as a political super power to influence the world for the better! They don’t hold anything against anyone for crack-pot leftist ideas, and in fact, they can be rather right wing at times (Greywar

), just with an International conscience. It’s these American’s that restore faith in my heart after dealing with the third and last type of American

The Third type of American drives me insane. They are the ones that know that the world is a really scary place, and they know there are several aggrieved factions that don’t agree with American policy or culture, however, they don’t give two hoots. As long as America’s bottom line is increased, and as long as the world knows that America has the biggest guns, this kind of American is happy – they don’t even care what kind of world their children will enter, they just assume that everything will be fine because they have the biggest defence budget. This kind of American will write off the second kind of American and anyone from the International community as a crack pot terrorist sympathiser should they disagree with any of their opinions. They feed from stupidity or naivety rather, of the first type of American.

JU seems to be full of many from each little faction… This kind of makes me happy… it makes the place interesting. I think we all know what kind of person we are, and l trust my judgment – I know what kind of person you are as well.

BAM!!!

Comments (Page 1)

gothic impulse

on May 31, 2004

Total agreement.

Jess

Cann1bal

on May 31, 2004

ahem Mark... there are 4 types of americans, the 4th is just so small that you normal dont see him(me) and that type is the person that wants to get the fuck out of America as soon as humanly possible and go to a better country (name AUSTRALIA) where the women are hot and smarter than 99.9999999% of everyone in America, yeah you know what the hell Im talking about dont deny. I think Im the 4th type and rightly so since I just made it up...

btw... jesus christ Mark are you at work or did you accidently get up this early.

Thomas

cefalufr

on May 31, 2004

lol good assesment ^_-

Muggaz

on May 31, 2004

hehe... I am at work bro - as much as I profess to be a creature of the night, I am also a good morning person

(i know about type 4, I just didn't want to hurt any fragile American ego's by acknowledging that many Americans know their county is inferior to mine

)

BAM!!!

Joe98

on May 31, 2004

I guess I'm a fucked up blend of all three...

new-age nomad

on May 31, 2004

I don't like categories. *winks*

I think there should be a Trinitie Category. Not just for this blog, but for everything. Then I could just say, "Oh, I'm in the Trinitie category."

I enjoyed this article though, and I know a lot of research went into it. Hehe.

Though, I don't know why you're writing about Americans on a site that seems to be run by Aussies lately, if you smell what I'm stepp'n in.

btw, I'll let you be in the Trinitie Category, too...it's quite a privledge.

Trinitie

p.s. I moved a couple days ago and I'm now living with 3 Mexican chicks, so I won't be able to get on the computer near as often as before, since one works on here. Just letting you know so you didn't think I'd lost my Muggaz love.

new-age nomad

on May 31, 2004

oh, and email me those pics!

Trinitie

Muggaz

on May 31, 2004

3 Mexican chicks

Awesome!!!!

Ok - I will email them when I get home...

Sorry to class you Trinny, but you are in the second catagory... the Americans I love

I guess I'm a fucked up blend of all three...

hahaha.. thats Awesome! It would certainly make for an interesting character! One worthy of the top 100 here at least

BAM!!!

new-age nomad

on May 31, 2004

Gerry Atrick

on Jun 01, 2004

Muggaz,
Generally I agree though I think you could probably squeeze a few more categories in there.
As far as JU goes I don't even bother with the first type. These people just rant and they are not interested discussing a topic they just want to shove it down your throat.
The second type I also get along with, yes they may disagree but they will argue with you logically and to the point. I often post comments with these people and enjoy the interaction.
The third type are quite devious. Instead of addressing an argument or issue they will steer the discussion off on a tangent. I have seen so many times when this happens that I have given up commenting and usually dont even read these guys. I agree these guys are the most annoying because they sound so reasonable but what they have really done is avoid the issue while steering the discussion to safer ground for them.
The fourth type....well they write good stories

Cann1bal

on Jun 01, 2004

hahahahahahahahahaah even the kiwi agrees with me on teh 4th type mwahahahahahahahahahaa

Cann1bal

on Jun 01, 2004

Also I found a good "line up" name for you mark... it goes something like this....

Marky "I aint no Padawan bitch!" Mark

werd

Ya dig it?

Cann1bal

on Jun 01, 2004

Why do I some how see you as Bob trying to do the Jedi mind trick in Mall Rats?

Some clerification would be JUST lovely here folks!

Muggaz

on Jun 01, 2004

it's funny... I always try to use force mind tricks on chicks...

wave my arm "you want to come to back to my house"

It doesn't work...

BAM!!!

Cann1bal

on Jun 01, 2004

thats okay... I didnt use a mind trick on my girl and we have been dating for like over 10 months... kinda makes me proud I didnt drug her, thought it would obviously been easier.

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