A day to day acount of the whacky and wonderful world of Muggaz - i tend to be having too much fun these days, and often cannot remember moments due to debauchery - its time the internet repayed my loyalty by recording my antics.
Muggaz's Articles In Life Journals
November 6, 2007 by Muggaz
Our pasty and freckled friends are by far and large the funniest people on this earth, without a doubt. Perhaps I am only judging from my perspective and my sense of humour, which is fair enough, because this is my blog, and no one else's - but that's how it stands. Period. (I know that actually say's period period, but this is a blog about England, not English.. It just manages to accentuate my point)

The English have a term for jocular and friendly conversation known as 'Banter' - Dictionar...
July 5, 2007 by Muggaz
Well, hello everyone...

I spoke with a friend last night, and we talked about our passions... one of mine is definitely prose, something I haven't been doing enough of lately, something I have let fall behind the wayside because of other interests and obligations, but something I need to do to live a happy and fulfilling life!

Some guru on happiness... maybe the Dalai Lama, maybe Tony Robbins... maybe some stoned hippy at a music festival... once remarked that to live a life of happiness, ...
September 5, 2004 by Muggaz
I went to bed last night, aching from a massive weekend of snowboarding, smoking and drinking – basically debauchery that has made me feel a little worse for wear – I mean, the snowboarding was fantastic, and I had the time of my life, but as I was trying to sleep, coughing and spluttering, I realise part of my life has to change.

Everyone has bad habits, some worse than others, and from my own personal perspective, I have two terrible habits – one is smoking cigarettes, and the other is smok...
August 30, 2004 by Muggaz
If I was a cow grazing in a field, just happily chewing away at my grass, and I happened to be in a field near a highway, I would look at the cars go past with a certain degree of awe... What is it exaclty that this wierd two legged creatures get up to all the time would be the main thought on my mind - of course, I would be a cow, and there wouldn't be much more room for any other thoughts, but to be honest, I would kind of prefer it that way.

It's funny that I used a cow situation, but this...
July 6, 2004 by Muggaz
Well… I haven’t done this for a while… I haven’t really let you guys know that I have been up to indiscriminate nothing… you know, a niece here, and soon a nephew there… oh, and I think I am falling in love!!! hehehe…

It’s weird how things work out… I recall laughing it up at people who have found that someone special on the other side of the planet via the net… you know, it was just a concept I have never been able to comprehend, that is, until last week…

It’s amazing how you can just fee...
June 29, 2004 by Muggaz
What price on a bit of female companionship I hear you ask? well... thats kind of depends on who you are... but there is no way my musical integrity is up for question!!!

Visiting one of Melbourne's quality establishments in the weekend just passed, playing a spot of pool with my mates whilst listening to a band get their jive on... Three attractive ladies assume the position at the table nearest to us... begin giggling, glancing... inviting conversation...

Who am I to deny them the simple...
June 24, 2004 by Muggaz
On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."

And God agreed.

On the second day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes...
June 21, 2004 by Muggaz
I never wanted to hate you, abhorrence is not me
But the way I let you touch my heart and soul, it’s corrupted my memory
I wanted to remember the good times, all of the fun that we shared
Showing your true colours today, tells me you never really cared.

Immortality in the mind is a gift bestowed upon some
The way you carry on, will guarantee you are not one
It’s time to burn the photos, and time to move along
I thought you would always be a cherished friend, how I hate being wrong.

E...
June 17, 2004 by Muggaz
Do you ever have that feeling where you just have to beat your sub-consciousness into submission?

Something happened… you don’t know why, but consciously, you have your suspicions…

What if your suspicions can’t be validated by the third party? You certainly can’t validate your suspicions, because they are merely thought’s of the sub-conscious

What if these thoughts of the sub-conscious are holding you back? What do you do? Do you beat them into submission? Or do you emotionally exhaust ...
June 15, 2004 by Muggaz
I am having one of those ‘lost’ days today…

I don’t know whether it is because of lack of sleep last night, or my relative roller coaster of emotions over the past few days, but I am really in one of those moods where I don’t like what I am feeling.

If I knew what being pre-menstrual was like, I would say this is as close as males come… It’s hard as well, because society has this pre-determined disposition that males need to be hard-asses all the time… I just can’t do that.

I was feeli...
May 23, 2004 by Muggaz
Working hard all week is worth it when you have a lot of fun on the weekend!

I remember at school… weekends were eagerly anticipated of course, but I never really held them in the same high regard as I hold weekend’s now… That was probably because when I was younger, the weekends meant one night of partying, and probably two shifts at McDonalds! Depending on the strategic placement of these shifts, they had the capacity to make ones weekend a dreary affair of labour!!!

Now I work full time...
May 9, 2004 by Muggaz
I can’t believe we are already 5 Months into this year.

Would everyone agree with me that each year seems to go faster? It seems to be the case, for me at least.

I am still feeling a little under the wheather, but the worst of it has definitely passed. The dinner we had on Friday night was so much fun, and I was glad my family could come, and get to know me as my workmates do – they were really most impressed. I could have killed Ken for the little speech he gave about me, but it’s all par...
April 20, 2004 by Muggaz
Yesterday evening was certainly a most pleasurable one for me... In fact, it wasn't just yesterday evening, I would say the whole of yesterday was a glorious success.

I really am guilty of using the term glorious loosely, but hey, it was better than a regular Tuesday, so I shall do as I please!

Things certainly hotted up with one of the females currently in my life... suggestive emails were flying back and forth, and it just made the day go very quick and lifted my spirits... not that they...
April 18, 2004 by Muggaz
Monday morning has rolled around again and I am in a great mood! I had such a fun weekend, with minimal damage to the hip pocket and maximum damage to brain cells!!! everyone is a winner

Friday night was a magnificent success. The night started with my soccer game in Box Hill... on the way though some stupid driver slammed on his breaks and I had to slam mine on to avert crashing into him, and this resulted in some dude running into the back of me... It was all good though, damage to my car ...
April 5, 2004 by Muggaz
It doesn't seem to rain in the land of opportunity, it pours.

I have gone quite a while now without encountering any females I would be interested in pursuing a relationship with, and all in the space of one weekend, it would be apparent that there are currently 3 prospects vying for Muggaz' attention. Its a pity that 2 of them don't have a chance, but the third one is a possibility... If there is promise (I wont be finding out till we hook up next week) I will be sure to let you know, but it...