It all became so clear last night.
I am going to marry an air hostess.
What more could a gentleman want in a life companion?
Air Hostesses are traditionally glamorous, admittedly, we have all seen chicks on planes that are only there because their husband, brother, friend is an executive or pilot with the airline, but predominantly they are fine pieces of ass.
Of course, those that know me well will know that a fine piece of ass is not all that I am after in a spouse… It just helps you know. I am after a cultured girl as well, and would it be stupid to assume that an air hostess is not worldly? I am sure they get plenty of time to experience the cities that they frequent.
There are just too many positives when thinking of marrying an air hostess… There is one tremendous negative, she probably wouldn’t be around as much as you would like, but that is an obstacle that can be dealt with.
All of the cheap flights would surely contribute to the easing of that pain.
If you had an Air-Hostess for a wife… you would love her heaps!!!! Anyone can acknowledge that when two people love each other, and they are absent, it makes the relationship so much better when they are together.
I think it would be good for my heart and any physical problems when I am older, because I won’t have a stress causing nagging wife around all the time, and I can hang out with the boys as much as I want when she is not around.
Not to mention the endless holidays at bargain prices… surely I would live to at least 80 years old?
It’s interesting… I am actually going to make a concerted effort to pick up an air hostess in the next ten years… as I jet-set through Europe, I am sure the pickings wont be slim at all… I am sure they have heard it all before though, so I am going to have to rely on that totally individual Muggaz charm…
How I would love to marry an air hostess…
BAM!!!