Thanks Muggaz and LW, having too much free time has finally paid-off.

As if you don't have one of these belts of your own already!

" I taught your girlfriend that thing you like"
"Put my willy wonka in your chocolate factory"
"could you come back in a few beers time?"
"If you're already this close, why don't you just suck my dick"
"i'm pretty smooth with the ugly chicks"

" I taught your girlfriend that thing you like" "Put my willy wonka in your chocolate factory" "could you come back in a few beers time?" "If you're already this close, why don't you just suck my dick" "i'm pretty smooth with the ugly chicks"

They may have ceded the crown to Toblerone, but I like yours the best!

I like Sally's, too.

Here is some more.

"I Support Single Moms"
"Your sister is hot but your mom does that thing with her tongue"
"I stole this belt buckle from a homeless guy - why he had a belt buckle that say this, I'll never know"
"Also available in sober"
"I'm what Willis was talkin' about"
"The funniest thing about this belt buckle is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it you dumb ass"
"I'm the new Pope - who wants to go to heaven?"
"I'm huge in Japan"
"Don't neglect the balls"
"Please pay before pumping"
"I'd only end up hurting you"
"Easy like Sunday morning"
"I came on Eileen"
"To: Women From: God"
"Atkins Approved"

you guys just stole slogans from t-shirt hell.

I see through the charade! no matter, all funny!

Perhaps for poops and chuckles you could offer the following definition(s) of "Canadian Belt Buckle" from urbandictionary.com:(www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=canadian+belt+buckle)

1. Canadian Belt Buckle 7 up, 1 down

When one puts his or her penis up at their waistline wear the head of the penis sticks out. Try it at parties.

"Dude, check it out, his (sic) sporting a Canadian Belt Buckle."
Source: Jtron 3000, Sep 8, 2003

Also: "Beltbuckle", as in

1. Canandian Beltbuckle 2 up, 1 down

When you put your hard-on up between your stomach and wasitline of your pants so the top comes out. Helps protect from the dreaded "Pitchin' a Tent" look. Do not use if shirtless.

"I popped a boner in class so I used the old canadian beltbuckle manuver to get out with dignity."
Source: Jtron 3000, Oct 1, 2003

OK, one more:

1. Canadian bobsled 1 thumb up

Right before the moment of ejaculation whilst having doggy style the male reaches around and knocks out the girls hands from under her.

"I knocked out her hands and rode her like a Canadian bobsled"
Source: therealhambone, Aug 24, 2004

Onward, etc.,
David St. Hubbins

Geez, Mugz, I go on vacation and miss the funniest blog of the month? Ya gotta time that better!

As for ideas, well, I'm passive-aggressive and would just put something like "Yeah, I just caught you looking" so that they're all embarrassed when they make eye contact.

Cheers.

-A.

nice one A

it hasn't arrived yet, but the boys are all counting down... this is going to be good.

Hey, so who wins?

Trinitie

Oh, my Aussie friend Toblerone has won hands down my sweet...

there are some JU's who i thought would have something to contribute, alas, they have been intimidated by his superior wit and general blue collar smut.

Huzzah to Toblerone!

*Bows* Thanks Muggaz, I would like to thank my Mum, my Dad and a packet of defective condoms made in early 1981 - all of which are indirectly responsible for my win here today.

Ok, so I went to the mall today with a friend (gag me), and I saw the "buckle".  I said, "Oh my gosh, a friend of mine wrote about this!"  He said, "Umm, those are old school, Trin." and I felt realy obselete....

Thanks Muggaz!!!

Trinitie