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Published on April 8, 2005 By Muggaz In Just Hanging Out
In this day and age of supposed “equilibrium” between the sexes, I would like to open the big can of worms and categorically state, that it is a Mans world, simply because, Men are better. Respect to the ladies for the whole birth/labour ordeal, but you couldn’t do it without us!

I will start with the example of Men’s tennis. It was not too long ago when there was somewhat of a furore on the ladies side of the pro circuit, because they do not earn as much prize money as the men. I could not even remotely fathom what the ladies problem was. The reason men get paid more is right in front of their noses, aside from the entertainment value female tennis players like Anna Kournikova, and Maria Sharapova bring, Men’s tennis is much more enthralling and skilful, and the victor is the best of 5 sets, rather than the ladies 3 sets. Not to mention that for every beautiful female tennis player, there is an Amelie Mauresimo, or as I like to say, Mauresiman. It makes perfect sense to the linear thinking person that the Men should get paid more.

Woman are also sneaky little buggers, and many a reader will attest to a two faced female they know, who will act one way in front of their face, and then bitch about them behind their back. I am not saying that this is not true for some males – predominately those of the homosexual persuasion, and occasionally red blooded heterosexuals, it simply happens a lot more with the fairer sex. Maybe someone among us can possibly explain why this is the case. Why are men more direct and honest in dealings with each other? Men do step on each others toes to get what we want, though, when we do it, the other person is aware of the fact, because it is right n front of their face. It’s not exactly something to be proud of, but I would take that any day over a good old fashioned feminine back stabbing.

Women are also very predictable. Using an example from my personal life, I was with Woman A for a while, and I was introduced to one of her best friends, Woman B. Woman A and I weren’t getting along as well, yet Woman B and I hit it off like a house on fire. Woman A seems to be losing interest in me entirely, so I simply invite Woman B somewhere and not Woman A. Predictably, Woman A erupts in a fit of jealously, and my time is now desired. I never intended to play these women off each other, but jealously is one of the most powerful emotions conceivable, and you can always bank on it affecting a woman much more than it will affect a man.

Some may say that a Woman’s greatest asset is her good looks compared to the primitive nature bestowed upon the male of the species. Their grace and soft demeanour is what men find appealing about them, and in all honesty, nothing makes my heart melt more than a sincere smile from a beautiful woman. Women know this, and they use it to their advantage. Good on them I say, but in using these obviously fantastic traits they posses to get what they want, rather than what they need, has only hindered their progress in catching up to the blokes. How can any one take woman seriously when they use their God given powers for evil? Sure, Men allow woman this power, because generally, men are ruled by their penises. Luckily for men though, and unluckily for woman, this moment of phallic rule is temporary, and woman suffer for it. Women get older, their looks disappear, and any power they had along with it.

God made Women beautiful so that Men would marry them, and he made Women stupid so they would marry us. This is an age old debate, that as long as there are separate sexes in the world, it will remain constant. No one person is better than another, let that be stated for the record, but as a gender, it is clearly a Man's world, and for good reason to. I believe women are capable of climbing the highest peaks eventually, but hey, it’s something man has already done.

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on Apr 09, 2005
"Women get older, their looks disappear, and any power they had along with it."

This is what I said to Maggie Thatcher shortly before leaving Downing Street.
on Apr 09, 2005


*waiting for those with no sense of humour to bash your precious virtual head against the pavement*

Nice article. Even though I'm too stupid to understand it

Suz xxx
on Apr 09, 2005
"Just wanted to present the other side of the argument"

Women should know their place, and not be concerned with changing God's 'Great Chain of Being' which states that women are God's failed attempt at making a man.
on Apr 10, 2005
Ha Flooz, you think i am joking.

another point to the men
on Apr 10, 2005
I know you're stirring, but I'm stirred.
Firstly, women's tennis is far superior to men's. While a few decades ago men's tennis involved skill and technique, it is now nothing but a bash-fest. Whoever can hit the fastest serve, the biggest serve. There is no actual ability involved anymore, just brute strength. Women's tennis still involves some of the strategy that you can see evident in say the Newcombe era.

Yes women can be bitchy. Many men have different faults. So what? There is no better or worse and you made no case for it apart from your own personal preference.

Many would argue you are equally so predictable in every way I, I want you to know I know your game, it's too unbelievable how you never change, you won't get away...

Women who use sex appeal to get where they want to are not to be respected, despite the deviousness of it. However many women use their brawn to get where they want.
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Since when did men use their powers for good?

Women have climbed to the highest peaks too, just a different mountain range. Men are still pathetic at homeliness, aesthetics and nurturing, which are far superior qualities to have in my opinion, but let's face it, they're really just different qualities.

on Apr 10, 2005
When's the last time you watched Roger Federer Champas? He is certainly not the most powerful player in the game, but last time i checked, he was still the best.

Wow, this really did stir you didn't it mate? you are whinging like a woman
on Apr 10, 2005
I have had to physically punish all of my three wives for being silly little things. I am sure you will remember what a stir I caused when I revealed how I whipped my ex-wife, Muggaz old boy.
on Apr 11, 2005
Oh you know me. If there's a Leftist cause I'm there to whinge. But actually no, I wasn't really stirred. I normally have much more lengthy responses than that superficial attempt.
on Apr 11, 2005

Mark, you big nerd.  If you're gonna argue a point, I'm sure you could do it better than that!

There's lots of more stuff that sucks about us!

Trinitie

on Apr 11, 2005
Women are of course the better gender and yes I am woman. Only a man would ask who is the better gender, we women don't have to. We prove our points over and over and over again. Most men seem to have an inferiority complex when a woman is smarter and more talented than they are.
on Apr 13, 2005
yes - the most powerful positions in the world give Men this inferiority complex, there is no doubt!

I mean, we earn more money, control more land, and basically decide what is what!

but as the age old adage goes, behind every powerful man, there is a woman... except the for the pope, but those cardinals do dress in a rather feminine fashion.

Good Show.
on Apr 13, 2005
Champas:
Firstly, women's tennis is far superior to men's. While a few decades ago men's tennis involved skill and technique, it is now nothing but a bash-fest. Whoever can hit the fastest serve, the biggest serve. There is no actual ability involved anymore, just brute strength. Women's tennis still involves some of the strategy that you can see evident in say the Newcombe era.


Hey wait a minute, maybe I'm on crazy pills, but didn't I use this same arguement on you at some stage and you completely disagreed with me?

Muggaz:

I found your article amusing but disagreed with it completely. Women are far better than men, but I think it is far better to BE a man. We're much lower maintainance and if you've alway be been a man you don't what you're missing (namely brains in head not pants)..
on Apr 13, 2005
Oh, don't get me wrong, I like Woman far more than I like men, but you are completely right - i would take being a man over a woman any day of the week.

Jolly Good
on Apr 17, 2005
Well Toblerone, you are on crazy pills, but if I disagreed with you in the past, I have obviously changed my mind (possibly after having seen footage of the old era). Either that or you said it when Rafter was Number 1 and I consider him the one exception.
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