A day to day acount of the whacky and wonderful world of Muggaz - i tend to be having too much fun these days, and often cannot remember moments due to debauchery - its time the internet repayed my loyalty by recording my antics.
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Published on July 5, 2004 By Muggaz In Humor
A young woman in Melbourne was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Yarra.

She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her.

“Look, you have to much to live for,” he said. “I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded; after all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love till dawn.

Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.

"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to America, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Williamstown Ferry."

BAM!!!

Comments
on Jul 05, 2004
Heh. Good one.
on Jul 05, 2004
Bam indeed! It's funny.
on Jul 06, 2004
Bam indeed! It's funny.


hehe.... just as well... I was going to post in the current events section, but my decision to post in the humor section has been vindicated!!!

thanks stevendedalus!!!

BAM!!!
on Jul 07, 2004
lol...what a stupid chick!!! funny though....