My friends all think they are above going home with ugly women, so it is making it extremely hard for me to score with the HB's (Hot Babe) of London, I need a man's man to distract the CB's (cock blockers) found in bars throughout the city.
You will be handsomely rewarded with shots of the most potent alcohol before going in for the kill, and if you have to go all the way deep into enemy territory, you will be compensated in turn.
Your responsibilities will include but are not limited to distracting the CB's and signalling when the HB is ready to be swept of her feet - this will be done with a simple nod in my general direction.
Once I have commenced my bombing run, you must show initiative to keep the CB's distracted - by playing pool or taking them to the bar. I recommend the later, as I generally like attractive girls, I can almost guarantee the CB's will be ugly, as we all know HB's surround themselves with ugly girls to make them feel good about themselves - so obviously, the more inebriated you are, the better - drink them pretty if you will.
I strongly recommend comparing the CB's favourably to the HB, as this will no doubt distract them and appeal to their female vanity, as they are perennial bridesmaids and are not used to the attention.
Failing this, perhaps acting gay could be a valuable strategy, as CB's often double as FH's (fag hags) so if you can entertain them with whimsical stories about the latest scandals concerning Amy Winehouse or the new Prada collection, you can succeed as a Wingman without having to gain carnal knowledge on the CB's - you could also point out men in the bar you think would be suitable, present company excluded of course, however, you must be careful to make sure Me and the HB remain under the radar.
It is not the easiest job in the world, some say it is even a thankless job - many good men have been driven to genuine homosexuality because of the perils facing a skilled wingman, but if done correctly, you will live a happy and fulfilling life, and I will be able to whisk many a HB away into the night, and we will have loads of fantastic stories to regail our colleagues with at the water cooler on Monday mornings.
Thank you for your time.